Hello everyone! AnnDrew here. Jess has this crazy idea—
I told you, don't call me that anymore. And it's not crazy.
That's him, by the way. Anyhow, he's got this idea that we're to call him Dan now. I told him that's silly, but he won't listen, of course.
It's not silly, it's my middle name. Jess is a girl's name.
No, it's your name. We've always called you Jess.
My name is Jesse Daniel. You've always called me Jess.
Okay, fine, then. It's your nickname. But seeing as I'm your best friend, I'll call you whatever I like, Sue.
Guys, guys, knock it off. You're friends, remember?
Oh, come on!
Wait, we actually have to call him that?
Yes, you do.
Oh. Well, I still like Dana better.
Oh, hey, Alex!
*glares in Alex's direction*
Where've you been? We were starting to wonder if you'd show up.
Show up to what?
We're writing a post on Jessy's blog.
Or fighting one.
Not you. Ann.
*looks suspiciously at Jess* Didn't you tell him?
Tell him what?
Jesse Daniel Parker, you—
Calm down, it's fine.
Hmph. *eyes Jess pointedly*
What are we posting about?
Oh, that. We already did. We were talking about how Jess wants us to call him Dan now.
Well, you certainly make sure Alex knows everything, don't you, Dan.
I hardly see him.
Guys! What did I say earlier?
Um, sorry, Dan.
Friends? *extends hand to Dan*
Since when were we not friends?
Good. I think.
Let's go for pizza. I'll buy.
*everyone looks at Dan*
Aren't you coming?
Oh, come on. It's time for lunch, anyway.
Yeah, I'm coming.
*AnnDrew and Alex leave the room*
What have you got against Alex? You aught to be nicer to him, and AnnDrew, too, for that matter.
*sigh* Let's go eat.
*Dan follows Jessy out the door*